Turtle Master - Fun Drinking Game
Supplies: Any number of people, good amount of beer and at least a little sobriety to start.
The game starts with at least 1 turtle master. The turtle master runs the game. The game begins with the t.m. saying: 1 fat hen, then everyone repeats it 1 by 1 in a circle. Then the t.m. says: 1 fat hen a couple of duck then circle repeats. It has to be said exactly as said. If you want the t.m. to repeat the sentence, you must drink the amount of drinks compared to what # your on. 1 drink=1st sentence 2 drinks=2nd sentence etc. To win the game and become a turtle master, you must complete all 10 sentences with no mistakes. Also if you cannot repeat it the next day sober but with a hangover then your turtle masterhood will be revoked by the t.m. that ran the game the previous night. If you cannot run the game yourself, then your not a turtle master.
The whole 10 sentences is as follows. 1 fat hen*a couple of duck*3 brown bear*4 running hare* 5 fat fickle female sitting sipping scotch*6 simple simon sitting on a stump*7 sinbad sailors sailing the 7 seas in a sloop* 8 egotistical egotist echoing echoing egotistical exctasies*9 nude nubulients nibbling nibbling gnats nuts and nicotine* 10 i never was a turtle fucker, nor a turtle fuckers son, but i'll be a mother fucking turtle til the mother fucker comes.
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